*You know who Dora, Disney’s Little Einsteins, The Wiggles and Blues Clues are.
*Your "don't leave home without it" list includes sippy cups (filled with watered-down juice, of course), wet wipes, spare pants, underwear and socks, granola bars, lollipops, pull-ups/diapers, several board books, and band-aids.
*When asked, "What's that tune you're humming?", you are not at all surprised to realize it was "C is For Cookie".
*You are not embarrassed to sing several verses of "Head & Shoulders Knees and Toes", rather loudly, in the supermarket ( with actions), if that is what it takes to keep the kids occupied and get the shopping done.
*You find yourself discussing holes in the plot of "Dora the Explorer" with your husband or some friends.
*"Because I said so" has become a perfectly logical and acceptable answer to "Why?"
*You have (falsely) told your children that one or more of the following items is "broken" or "sleeping" on occasion, to get out of using it: the TV, an annoying video or CD, an annoying toy, the 25-cent merry-go-round in front of WalMart, yourself.
*You fully expect to find play-doh in the bathroom sink, Little People in the laundry basket, plastic dinner plates under your bed.
*You are sure that you will never go to the bathroom without "company" again.
*If it doesn't have a drive-up window, you don't go to it.
*Sushi and champagne have been replaced by frozen fish sticks and white 100% grape juice.
*You make a sandwich for yourself or your husband and automatically cut it in quarters.
*Pop Quiz: the kids are taking an unexpected nap! Do you: A) flop on the couch, flip through a magazine, flick through the channels; B) throw on a load of laundry, pay bills while it's washing, toss the wet clothes in the dryer, wash the kitchen floor while the laundry dries, pick up and put away toys while the floor dries...
*You sit down to update your resume for the first time in five years and come up with the following titles to describe what you do at home: maid, barber, nurse, short-order cook, juggler, chauffeur, entertainer, judge, jury, executioner, personal shopper, economist, accountant, referee, social secretary, warden.
*You have changed nearly every diaper, cleaned up every bodily-function "accident", endured every tantrum, meltdown, sibling battle and are actually glad you "didn't miss a thing".
*You know that motherhood is the hardest job you've ever had but you are so much better at it than you ever expected to be.
